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情书就是最直接的告白，情书就像是一种浪漫的传递，你究竟会不会写情书呢？那么下面是迷你句子网小编收集整理的"一封幽默的英文情书"，希望能够帮助到各位。

喜欢上王小姐后，决定要给她写一封情书，这封情书一定要不落俗套。苦思之下，触发了灵感，现在卖饼干说是卖克力架，做网站的想办法上纳斯达克，那我也走国际路线，写封英文情书，扯着虎皮拉大旗，显示一下自己的才华吧。 : : Dear wang litte girl : : 亲爱的王小姐：（翻译这句，我可费了不少心思，中文直接用亲爱的未免显得肉中有肉，麻中有麻，还是老外开放，一般朋友也可以用dear，这样自己的贼心可以得到满足而又不唐突。姐想译成sister吧，怕她理解成小妹，一开始就叫人小妹，我好意思开口，人家还不一定好意思应呢，把小姐译成littlegirl吧，又怕她理解成小丫头，这样wang littlegirl变成了王小丫，上天作证，我可没有喜欢这个漂亮的主持人，其实主要知道喜欢了也白搭，就象明知是垃圾股又何必再投资进去呢？最后采用考试时常用的方法-----丢硬币决定还是译成litte girl。） : : From see you oneeye, I shit love you. :（本想写自从见你第一眼，我便对你魂牵梦绕，可魂牵梦绕我实在译不出，只好写成我便爱上你，便译成shit是邻居小孩告诉我的，他说VCD里老有人说：shit，这个shit就是便。） : : your eyes close,I die;your eyes open ,I come back olive.Youreyes close and open again and again ,I die again andagain.你的眼睛闭上，我就死了，你的眼睛睁开，我又活过来了，你眼睛眨呀眨，我就死去活来。 : : Maybe you do not know me ,nomatter.one see clock emotion is pop. :也许你还不认识我，没有关系，一见钟情很流行。 :（译一见钟情颇费了一番功夫，一、见、情都会，但钟字怎么译呢，一抬头，见闹钟上写着呢：clock，pop这个词是从电视中学来的，最流行的音乐唱片就是top of thepops，呵呵，处处留心皆学问呀。): : I think I should introduce myself to you. : 我想应该介绍一下自己。 :(事实证明我的英文启蒙老师很有远见，她说要是哪天你到了国外，要找外国MM套磁，就要用这句。不过，不知她有没有想到我现在是用这句话来唬中国MM。): : I call Li old big. toyear 25. : 我叫李老大，今年25.（今天是today，那么今年是toyear，没有错的吧。）: : My home four mouth people:papa,mama,I andDD. : 我家有四口人：爸爸、妈妈、我和弟弟。 :（还好，幸亏在网上混了这么多年，知道GG，JJ，MM，DD怎么写的。）: : I beat letter very fast,because I am a computer high hand.Ievenact as black guest. : 我打字很快，因为我是电脑高手，我甚至还当过黑客呢。: : I do early fuck every day,so that I can have strong body to protect you. :我每天都做早操，这样我会有强壮的身体来保护你。 :(操译成fuck也是邻居小孩告诉我的，他还说VCD里就是这么译的，人家外国电影不会用错的。): : Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut myhair to be a monk , and find a place where many monkslive in to over mylife. : 请嫁给我吧，否则我将削发为僧，找个庙来了此一生。 :（实在想不起嫁字怎么译了，好在我脑袋灵光，嫁过来不就是和我吃住在一起吗？祸不单行，庙字我又忘记怎么译了，不过这也难不倒我，好多和尚住的地方不就是庙吗？为自己的聪明鼓掌！至于了此一生，打游戏时最后不是gameover吧，over当然就是结束啦。）: : : your old big : 你的老大 :（为了表示亲切，署名时我省去了姓，不过你的老大听起来有点象黑社会的感觉，算了，不管它啦。） : :好了，我的第一封英文情书就这样隆重诞生了，看见了吧，知识就是力量，这肯定是一发攻克MM心城的重型炮弹，为我的好运祝福吧！ :哦，为写这封情书熬了一个通宵，天都亮了，该doearly fuck（做早操）去了�qg13.coM�

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从一封英文情书中寻找最真的爱吧

中文情书太普通，想换种心情换种风格，那就赶紧看看英文情书吧。什么?英文情书不会写。那就让小编为你提供英文情书的范文，好让你参考参考。

最真挚的英文表白情书

DearWanglittlesister:

(亲爱的王小姐)

Fromseeyouoneeye,Ishitloveyou.

(自从看到你的第一眼，我就爱上你)

Youreyesclose,Idie;youreyesopen,Icomebacktolive.Youreyescloseandopenagainandagain,Idieagainandagain.

(你的眼睛闭上，我就死了，你的眼睛打开，我又活过来，你的眼睛眨阿眨，我就死去活来)

Maybeyoudonotrememberme,nomatter.Whenyoucarefullylookatme,youwilloneseeclockfeelings.

(也许你不记得我,没有关系，当你仔细看着我，你就会一见钟情)

IthinkIshouldintroducemyselftoyou.

(我想应该介绍一下自己)

IcallLibiggreat.Toyear25。

【我叫李大伟,今年25(今天是today,今晚是tonight，那么今年就是toyear吧，至于伟，就翻成great吧!)

Myhomehavefourmouthpeople-papa,mama,IandDD.

(我家有四口人，爸爸、妈妈、我和弟弟。)

Iamagoodman,inabigcompanywork.

(我是一个好男人，在一家大公司上班。)

Idoearlyfuckeveryday,sothatIcanhavestrongbodytoprotectyou.

(我每天都做早操，这样我会有强壮的身体来保护你)【做早操叫做doearlyfuck?真让人昏死了】。

Pleasecometoeatandsleepwithme,orIwillcutmyhairtobeamonk,andfindaplacewheremanymonksliveintoovermylife.

(请嫁给我吧，,否则我将削发为僧，找个庙来了此一生)。【实在想不起嫁字怎么翻译，好在头脑灵光,嫁我不就是和我吃住在一起?至于庙字，也不会翻译，不过很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是庙!】

Likeyourpeople(喜欢你的人)

感觉如何，有没有被这封真挚的英文表白情书感动到呢?其实，写情书最重要的还是在于你的心意，而并非形式。形式只能帮你起到锦上添花的效果，却不是主要的决定性因素。这一点一定要牢记。

经典的英文情书

无论是以前还是现在，爱情一直是人们乐于言说和表现的话题，，而情书就是爱情的见证。下面是小编为大家整理的经典的英文情书，希望对大家有帮助。

经典的英文情书篇一

Dear dinesh,

It has not been but a short time of getting to know one another and we are totally crazy about the other. I asked you if you believed in soul mates and you said that you believed that god does make a special someone from every man. whether that man finds that someone he was created for or not, I know I was created for you.

Here I am, heart and soul, confessing to the world how i feel about you. I would walk to the ends of the earth to meet you, and yet the funny thing is, looks as if i will have to do that since we havent yet met. funny how love works in peoples lives. I sure never expected to neither meet nor find someone as amazing as you. You have touched my heart in so many ways and words couldnt even begin to explain to you the love I feel for you. without further making it harder on the two of us to be together, I need to tell you that i love you and I am here waiting and when the time is right, will accept you as my husband and spend forever and eternity in your arms. Dreaming of you always ... I love you.

love always,

nikole

经典的英文情书篇二

Dear Lebaz经典的英文情书,

Hi, Baby Bear Youre always lighting up my heart with the things you do and say. I feel so happy just being with you this way. Youre my baby, and will forever be my baby. You will always be the love of my life, and please never give up, always have faith in yourself and you will gain the greatest gift of all, the gift of hope and love you righteously deserve. Every time I think of you my heart misses a beat. Youre my theme for a dream! Every moment we share together we grow closer. Im simply hanging by a moment, waiting to see you again so you can hold me so tight that all else fades, I thought after you left you would fade away from my mind, but still everyday I wake up dreaming of our time together. I will never forget you. I hope you still think of me too. I love you with all that I am, all that I was and all that I will ever be. Please know that my love and I are inseparable and I would want it no other way and if time could express my love for you then its forever and a day, I cant wait to be with you, see your smile, look in your eyes, feel your sweet touch, hear your perfect words and kiss your perfect lips. The way I feel about you some people call it crazy, some call it insane, but I call it true love. I really love you, Baby Bear.

Love Always,

Frank

经典的英文情书篇三

Dear ayo,

seriously, babes, i love you because i have never been loved by anyone the way you love me. i feel like a complete woman. i love your patient manner, your generous nature, your hands on my body, particularly when you hold me when i am sleeping. when you hold me i believe that nothing can harm me. i love your genuine kindness to others and i hope bubu takes after you in this respect (well, to a certain extent). i love your eyes and your lips, i love your sense of self worth, your calming nature, your social ability, your daniel-like talent, your firm bum, your smooth back and strong arms. you are my distant friend of late but i know our closeness will be reunited very soon.

i am missing you terribly; i feel incomplete without you and want you here now!

love always,

funmi(omoge)

经典的英文情书篇四

Dear margarita,

I am just lying here, looking at your pictures, wishing for the day you and I meet, hoping and praying to god that our lord brings us together expediently.

I sit here pondering what life will be with you beside me. sharing our thoughts and ideas towards what the future holds. you and I are hundreds of miles apart. yet I feel as if you are here right beside me watching me as I write this letter. Your passion spans distances unforeseen by the naked eye, reaching me in ways I never thought possible. your spirit soars above me, watching over me like a protective angel. your heart beats in unison with mine growing stronger and with fuller life with each passing moment.

Margarita, I know I have made the right choice in proclaiming my love for you. I have no fears and no regrets and I live for the day we are together for the first time. I owe you an apology also for questioning you. I promise you,I will not question your intentions any more. You have proven to me your love for me is stronger and greater than distances never reached.

margarita, i love you. i am in love with you; i open my heart to you. i ask that you take my heart and treat it as if it is your own.

all my love,

victor