英语的心情短语幽默56条
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1、Fate is so humorous that all those who love it are silent.
2、女人的胸小不叫*胸，那叫华丽的*行线，你懂不懂。
3、Ifwesleeptorechargeourbatteries,I'dliketosaythatIneverseemtorechargemybatteries.Goodmorning!
4、Infairytales,princessesareawakenedbyaprince'skiss.Inreality,weareusuallyawakenedbyurineoranalarmclock.Goodmorning!
5、Follow one^v^s heart 随心所欲
6、Time is the fault of fatalistic testimony people。
7、^v^I'madentist,^v^myhusbandexplained
8、．只恨自己太倔强，明明可以靠脸吃饭，却偏偏要靠才华。．别人夸我太帅气，我夸别人好眼力。．你们一定要好好读书，不要像我一样，靠着一张帅气的脸混吃混喝。．从今以后保持低调和神秘，对自己的英俊与帅气只字不提。．今天公交车上说请勿携带易燃易爆物品，我听了果断下了车，因为我帅气到爆。．像我这种帅气的人，你们除了惯着也只能惯着。．一直承受着这个年纪不该有的帅气，好累。．羡慕有故事的人，不像我，活了这么久，一个帅字就贯穿了一生。．为什么我没有一个帅气到炸的同桌，而我同桌却有。．好烦呐！为什么别人只看见了我帅气的脸，却不知道那背后，我还有个聪明的脑子。
9、Clearly know love is a hurtful things， but we still relentlessness to choose love.
10、iamthewatergod,ibringsaltformyself!
11、big one mother 大姨妈
12、A piece of cake 小菜一碟
13、I will be good， I love youso。
14、Do not waste your new tears for the old sorrow。
15、Ihatetwo-facedpeople.It'ssohardtodecidewhichfacetoslapfirst.
16、发改委终于超越了^v^，说北京人均绿地是巴黎两倍。^v^最牛Mopper回复：“是算上了开心农场吧? ”
17、梦见牵着很大的狗散步，表明梦者的人际关系良好，与新老朋友都能愉快相处；
18、你真有两把刷子！——You really have two brushes.
19、I don。t want to live without you。
20、^v^Hesayshewantssomeketchup,^v^myhusbandsaidcalmly. Awomansittingnearbyleanedoverandasked,^v^Howintheworlddidyouunderstandhim?^v^
21、you are nothing to me。
22、listentoyourwords,savemetenbooks.
23、how are you ? how old are you?
24、有钱人的快乐，我想象不到，也许是因为当局者迷，旁观者清吧！
25、要是人生如戏，你，活不过第一集。
26、做一枚安静的咸鸭蛋，闲的要命，富的流油！
27、I'm just actors， always in someone else's story， his tears flow。
28、humor is the wisdom, moral education and the excellent performance of. -- de Engels
29、If you want money,I have none; If you want life,I have one.要钱没有，要命一条。
30、seven up eight down
31、You ask me, me ask who? 你问我，我问谁?
32、Money is not everything. Theres Mastercard Visa.
33、Horse horse tiger tiger 马马虎虎
34、翻过去的说说有种想扇自己一巴掌的冲动。
35、Whileeatinginarestaurant,Ireprimandedmyfour-year-oldsonforspeakingwithhismouthfull.^v^MumpumnKmpfhm,^v^wasallIheard.
36、Love the neighbor.But don‘t get caught.
37、You are I can not lose the future.
38、Sick as a dog 病重bai
39、Those troubles， always linger。
40、无所谓谁是丑逼，你漂亮你可以去当妓。
41、幽默的秘密源泉并非快乐，而是忧伤。
42、A tall order 强人所难
43、Because of love， I began to fear。
44、An idle youth, a needy age 少壮不努力,老大徒伤悲dao
45、The world has always been cruel. You can only be a doll if you don't play.
46、a lot of money, but can not find the seed money, can cause.
47、do not and I than lazy, I'm too lazy and than you.
48、渣男锡纸烫，渣女大波浪，绿茶公主切，张亮麻辣烫，而我不一样，我爸不让切，我妈不让烫，我还没钱浪。
49、The everyone is I, I is an everyone.
50、The man called the romantic love rich,rich in the coquettish woman.
51、圣诞老人，你能不能把全世界银行的钱全塞进我袜子。
52、you give me a c*e， surrounded by the rain。
53、there are many real word of in joke. -- Swift
54、I'mnotaddictedtoWechat!Youknow,IjustuseitwheneverIhavetime.Lunchtime,breaktime,bedtime,thattime,thistime,anytime,allthetime!
55、Robert bought a new bookcase last month.
